8:30 pm - Eddie Utah flies into Burbank
9:00 pm - Eddie Utah arrives at the game. While making his way through the bleachers, Eddie Utah feels like a dirty old man at least three time before arriving at the press box.
9:05 pm - Eddie Utah wrestles the mic away from Mo$ and with 3:00 left in the game, La Canada will be losing 35-6 and attempting the XPA until EU yells "HEY" over the mike and ducks under the desk whispering to the scoreboard operator to ask if anyone saw him.
9:30 pm - 12 am - After getting a bite to eat, we attend the church dance with Basketball Coach, Basketball Coach's Little Sister, and anyone else who came to the game. Eddie Utah gets 2 phone numbers and Mo$ gets 0. Mo$ listens in when a girl asks what EU does for a living and compares it to Moke's performance from visits past.
12:30 am - Eddie Utah and Mo$ get ready for bed. EU has brought his own towel and Mo$ has only limited him to 1 roll of TP for the entire trip. Mo$ is banished to sleeping on the floor
7:00 am - If Mo$ is feeling it, he goes on a 12 mile run
10:30 am - Go to Lucky Boy and get breakfast burritos
10:45-11:30 - Pick up a friend and some girl Eddie Utah picks up at the church dance to go to the Arizona/UCLA football game at the Rose Bowl.
12:45 pm - The friends we go with are already sick of us and begin checking their watches.
3:00 pm - Tour of Avery Dennison Campus. Eddie Utah is amazed at how big the fish are.
3:30 -6:00 pm - Personal/Meditation time
6:00 pm - Eat Pastrami Sandwiches or go to the fair to watch Jessica Simpson.
8:45 pm - We get kicked out of the concert after Eddie Utah pulls out his "Carefulllll, RoMo has UnderWOOD" sign.
9-11 am - Eddie Utah turns on TV and checks his fantasy football team. Mo$ could care less about his team
11-2 pm - Church
3-6 pm - Lifting/Hit golf balls & putting contest
6-9 pm - Watch Sunday Night NFL game or go do something with church people.
8:00-2:00 pm - Mo$ goes to work.
9:00-1:59 pm - Eddie Utah wakes up and snoops around Mo$'s room looking for anything scandalous. He settles on reading one of Mo$'s Hulk Hogan or Randy Savage books.
2:00-4:00 pm - Drive to San Diego.
4:00 pm - Toss the ball around with Brett Favre in pre-game warmups.
5:00-9:00 pm - Watch the game. Eddie Utah takes notes feverishly. 9:00-11:00 pm - Eddie Utah drives home as Mo$ is sleepy
Mo$ takes Eddie Utah to airport.
And, of course, this is a mere taste of the real debauchery that is sure to ensue. I'm sure you all can't wait.